My name is Friedrich, and I am here to tell you, with unwavering conviction, that the Earth is flat. I know, I know, many of you are chuckling, but hear me out—I have my reasons. I’ve traveled the world, sailed to the edge of the horizon, and never once did I see any sign of curvature. The stars? Merely pinpoints on the inside of a vast dome that arches above us.


People talk about satellite images and science, but I trust my own eyes more than these so-called “proofs.” I’ve poured over books centuries old, and they speak of a flat Earth. Why should we suddenly believe everything modern science tells us?


I will not be swayed. My belief is as solid as rock. And one day, I will prove to all that I am right. You’ll see, the truth is flat, just like the Earth.