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ok listen here buddy, you're really swimming on the shallow end of the gene pool. you're quite dull, and when i say quite dull, im implying your brain might be the smoothest thing in the universe! its texture is almost identical to a F.ucking marble now that i think about it, which, like your face, is a little nauseating to imagine. obviously there aren't many things that you're good at, but i definitely think you should try setting the world record for holding your breath! hopefully, you can come to terms with the fact that you'll never have a successful future, i mean, just imagine if your family tree wasn't a circle!

You idiot. Simpleton. Low-IQ cockroach. How dare you not Like my steam profile? I have spent years, decades, studying Steam profile design theory to master the craft of making people droll when looking at my profile. You have insulted me and brought dishonor to my bloodline. My career is now in shambles because of you. You have ruined me. My days of being an internet chad man are no more. I can no longer sustain my family. This calls for a punishment of the highest degree. Since you have shamed me in front of the masses, I shall do the same to you. And all I need to do is utter three simple syllables. UR. MUM. Gei. Good luck recovering from that.

My Dad beats me FeelsBadMan My Mom beats me FeelsBadMan My Brother beats me FeelsBadMan My Sister beats me FeelsBadMan My Grandfather beats me FeelsBadMan My Grandmother beats me FeelsBadMan My Neighbor beats me FeelsBadMan My Dog beats me FeelsBadMan My Uncle beats me FeelsBadMan My Teacher beats me FeelsBadMan Literally EVERYONE beats me FeelsBadMan But At least I feel safe with YOU, because YOU can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan,

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