Hey there you pilgrim poonplowers😼 💦🤤you Maydeflowerers 👨🏻+🚢 = 👅👩🏽you Jamestown jerkoffs 😩👅👁it’s time to stop bluffing🤷🏻‍♀️and start stuffin her muffin🥖💦🧁because it’s wanksgiving ✊🏻🦃So if you’re down to whine and dine in the turkey brine👨🏻👁️🫦👁️then take your match 🔥 from hinge 🤤🔞and pull out that syringe 💉💦🥧 so she can gobble down 🤮 some baste paste 🍒🥖💦 🥛 If she wants more sauce 🍅🌭👅 then make her ♥♥♥♥♥ float 🚣‍♀️ by pouring from the man gravy boat 🚢🌊 🦵 hoepfully there’s room for dessert 👋🏼🍑 so you can go purchasss 💦🍑 some goodies on Black Friday 📆💴💯😏 and go cherry popping shopping 🛍💦 so you can be giving any naughty native 👨🏻👩🏽⛺️🔞 a pilg rim job 👅🍑before she takes the tumultuous Teepee truffle butter 💦 after a gourd hoard 😜💦

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

Hey this is Phil from the Small Wenier Club, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in. But I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at, your weiner is massive. I mean the sheer girth and juciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and thats not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. But it does appear that you are going to have to take that ginormous schmeat somewhere else. But thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.

Oh my God Scoobert Doobert I am your biggest fan. Your work in Scooby Doo and the gourmet ghost was some of the best that I have ever seen in my entire life. I hope that you are doing well, and I just wanted to express to you how much I want to jam my rock hard ♥♥♥♥ into your doggy butthole.

Who the hell is this guy?