sign by fak1r1
+rep player

I don't steal the rejuv to help my team.

I DO IT FOR ME BABY! My whole team is dead and you thought you could take the rejuv? FOR FREE?! WHEN I'M STILL ALIVE?! NO!!! You're not gonna disrespect me and take that rejuv. How dare you look down on me and think I'm not gonna do anything. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ going in there and making your heart rate raise and you can't do anything about it. I roll in there, my beautifully scultped green goo body during the last chimes of the rejuv dropping. I throw a puddle punch and knock the parrier out of position.

The Haze misses her sleep dart on me, the Paradox is scrambling with their kinetic carbine, the Ivy stone forms too late, the Yamato doesn't have her ult, and their Grey Talon is sending a hawk to a situation that is already inevitable. Their whole team has to watch in agony as I throw my perfectly timed punch. This hasn't been the first time after all. I take it. I see that shiny gold emblem appear under all of my team's portraits. The voice chat erupts in praise.

Ah, that beautiful symphony I'm hearing right now is why I do this. The "You're the GOAT!"'s, the "GOD GAMER", the "CHAD"'s, the endless glazing, the ego boosting. Even the one Kelvin who doesn't use his voice chat types a hearty "wp" in the team chat. I use my cube and their whole team is barraging me with their attacks. It does nothing to me, I take no damage for the 5 seconds I'm in here. You have to sit and watch as I repel your attacks with ease. I can feel the angst and fury in their attacks vibrating throughout the cube.

Finally I erupt from my cube and taste their full vengeance. They kill me, but I have no regrets. I die blissfully, with no resistance, and they feel no pleasure from having killed me. They only feel regret. "I should've puncher earlier", "If only I had my ult", "If I landed that stun on them", their imaginary excuses flooding my mind, giving me ecstacy. I put my hands behind my head, as I wait out my half-time respawn. And it's finally time, I crack my knuckles, ready to help my team as they go in with their rejuv to kill the enemy's weakened Patron.

We wipe twice and lose the game.

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