day in the life of a cs pro:
1. wake up 6am
2. finish tournament at midnight
3. brush teeth and eat breakfast
4. Sleep

while 1==1:
loop()

The only reason, the only reason you’re all laughing is because you don’t understand that I also played in a team before and it’s actually proper CS and not the kind of ♥♥♥♥ you play. I’m not gonna play matchmaking with you all because you’re all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless anyway. You know why you’re better than me? Do you know why? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you ♥♥♥♥♥. Tell me the answer, come on you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, laugh all you want you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbasses, honestly, ♥♥♥♥ this. You’re all having a laugh and I’m trying to play a game and actually do something and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ win. ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥.

I've seen andrew #3 play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

This Monkey andrew #3 is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.