Progression de Sanek pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 4 janv. 2022 à 5h58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 7 janv. 2022 à 5h10

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2022 à 10h02

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 3 janv. 2022 à 9h08

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 7 janv. 2022 à 5h55

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2022 à 10h02

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2022 à 10h02

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 7 janv. 2022 à 6h17

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 7 janv. 2022 à 6h34

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2022 à 10h02

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 6h43

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 7h18

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 6h43

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 7 janv. 2022 à 5h59

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 7 janv. 2022 à 6h38

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2022 à 10h02

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 7 janv. 2022 à 6h38

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 7 janv. 2022 à 5h23

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2022 à 10h02

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2022 à 10h02

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 7h04

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 7h19

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 3 janv. 2022 à 8h48

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 3 janv. 2022 à 8h43

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 8 aout 2022 à 7h04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2022 à 23h57

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Débloqué le 7 janv. 2022 à 5h01

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 10 janv. 2022 à 10h02

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 6 janv. 2022 à 2h43

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

10 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

28 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

16 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

3 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30