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I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41pm

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:20am

We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:02am

One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 11:15am

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:57am

Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 2:47pm

4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:49pm

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 10:38pm

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50pm



Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.

Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.