+rep Damn shawty nice ass. I wanna spread them cheeks like butter on toast. But not cold butter. Softened butter. Oh yeah. Cold butter on toast is like hitting your head on a brick wall but softened butter on toast?? Oh yeaahhhh. I like it when my knife glides across the charred surface of the bread. Ohhhh cmon baby I want a nice even coat of butter on there ohhhh yeah that's it. Spread that nice and good. Anyways what were talking about? Oh yeah, you got a fat ass

After a good game in Rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great moments in Rust and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Rust Lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.