Recent reviews by Slow "Shit Skid" Bronze

Love it :)

Vecna :)

I guess Chuck Greene is looking for Zombrex in Texas now

DUDE THIS CAR KICKS ASS AND I CAN LISTEN TO GATOR TUNES WHILE I'M DRIVING. THIS MUSIC IS SO GOOD IT MAKES ME WANT TO MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING.

Game

Cool now I can dress in style as i get Massacred by a chainsaw within Texas state lines

DEMOCRACY PROTECTS

Thought it was just gonna be a fun little read to use some of my hours on and instead got the mental equivalent of a slug round to the skull

First match as Danny I stared at a lamp and he yelled out loud "SO THAT'S HOW THAT WORKS" immediately got harassed by Johnny, hit a piece of jagged wire that wrapped around my leg that also immediately was snared by a trap made of human bones that belonged to his dead girlfriend and then fired out of a window two floors up where I hit the ground and was clubbed to death by an old lady. 10/10 DLC still need to find out more about lamps in my later matches.

Im declaring genocidal war on all Hoarding Bugs, scoundrels stole my clown horn and now they must all pay for the sins of one until none see the light of scrap again