Bilge Yaşlı Adam
Tragedyo
Ardahan, Turkey
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Bilge Yaşlı Adam 19 ก.ค. @ 12: 10pm 
My next wake up call to quit was when I edged it so had I pulled my nuts out. It was so bad that an ambulance had to come and rush me into the ER. After the surgery though the doctor told me that even though it was successful I was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction because of my injury. Not only could I not have kids but now I won't be able to get hard ever again. After a few more edging sessions I realized that I wasted 3 years of my life. I lost all my friends, family, maybe even my house. I am fortunately getting back on my feet now as I am now 4 months clean. But I will never forget how much this game ruined me. Do not buy this game. You will regret it.
Bilge Yaşlı Adam 19 ก.ค. @ 12: 10pm 
This game has ruined my life! I've busted so much to this game that one day nothing came out. When I went to the doctor he gave me the most heartbreaking news ever. I was diagnosed with Azoospermia (a condition where there is no measurable amount of sperm in the semen when a man ejaculates). Even though this should have been my sign to quit, when I got home from the doctor I instantly went back to gooning to this game. I tried to fight the urge to not play this game for years but all I could think about is Hitler's cute little stash with his beautiful shirtless body. I spent years sitting inside all day missing out on important events in life. It was just me and my meat and nothing else.
Bilge Yaşlı Adam 11 ก.ค. @ 3: 19pm 
Not even worthy of real hate
Bilge Yaşlı Adam 22 มิ.ย. @ 1: 19am 
Sen ona âşıksın, sen ona âşıksın
Sen ona âşıksın, tek bir söz söyleme, boş ver
Sen ona âşıksın, sen ona âşıksın
Sen ona âşıksın, öyle güzel gülme, yeter
Sen ona âşıksın, sen ona âşıksın
Sen ona âşıksın, böyle bitecekmiş meğer
OFFICIAL SLIM SHADY 17 มิ.ย. @ 9: 05am 
İngilizce – jerk off / wank

Fransızca – se branler

Almanca – sich einen runterholen

İspanyolca – hacerse una paja

İtalyanca – farsi una sega

Portekizce – bater uma

Arapça – العادة السرية (al-‘āda al-sirriya) / ينكح يده

Endonezyaca – colmek

Kazakça – қолмен ләззат алу

Kırgızca – кол менен кумардануу

Özbekçe – onanizm qilish

Tacikçe – мастурбация кардан

Uygurca – قول بىلەن قاندۇرۇش

Ermenice – ձեռնաշարժություն

Gürcüce – მასტურბაცია

Albanaca – masturboj

Litvanca – masturbuotis

Letonca – masturbēties

Estonca – masturbeerima

İzlandaca – fróa sér

İrlandaca – féin-sásamh

Türkmence – el bilen lezzet almak

Baskirce – ҡул менән ләззәт алыу

Yakutça – күндүк тиийи

İnuitçe – atuinnaq (kapsamlı değil)

Maorice – whakapā ki a koe anō
Bilge Yaşlı Adam 7 มิ.ย. @ 5: 01am 
Kadının gülümsediği yerde felaket vardır.
-Shakespeare