Came by my house and planted false citizenship passports for a family of 5 and now I'm under investigation from the CIA for human trafficking. Drove me into clinical depression, but told me "Queen never cry"

She hijacked my car, drove it straight into the river, and then handed me the repair bill with a smile. While I stood there in shock, she casually called up my landlord, got my lease terminated, and gave away my firstborn to a traveling circus. I don't even have a kid yet, but somehow, she made it happen. Work

Came in my room, threw me out of my 10 stories buiding and fornite danced :))

Came through my window with an adidas tracksuit and backshotted me

she took my house, money, and the kids...

Hei babes 10/10