Recent reviews by Sexualyoda

I was walking around the city till a woman came up to me , asking "Hey yoda how are you doing?" I told her i was fine and just enjoying the city.

She asked me if i wanted to come with her and since she was pretty hot looking i didnt think 1 second i went with her to her house. When i was there she hooked me on chains and put me on a cross like jesus christ she started whipping me and kicking my balls. She then pulled her pants out to whip a 9 inch ♥♥♥♥ to feed my hungry hole. I couldn't walk for a day.

Turned out that person was my dad.


10/10 game

Wait what THIS ISN'T CRUSADER KINGS ?

boobies no more free ;(

fun game

Ok so i have played for 3 hours and im having so much fun streaming it in the discord of valheim such a nice community the game is super fun u can use a troll as a wood grinder :O. I like the exploring , building a ship and look for more land with friends while sea serpents attacking you is a lot of fun. what i want to see in the game later is

1. Npc that will live in your town or just towns and villages somewhere to be found where you can buy stuff and help them
2. npc that give quests
3. magic not really needed it but would be cool
4. better combat its really clunky right now

i want more but i haven't played a lot so idk what is in or what not so i will edit this later but the game is really worth it and fun with friends!