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#include <random>
#include <ctime>
using namespace std;
class Teammate_Applicant {
Private:
string Teammate_IGN;
int Teammate_IQ;
/* initialize random seed: */
srand (time(69)); // Time = 69... always!
/* EXACT IQ, Definitely not randomly generated, its scientifically calculated... if you say otherwise, u are
chimpanzee ez.
*/
Teammate_IQ = rand() % 201;
Public:
getTeammate_IQ() {
return Teammate_IQ;
}
Teammate_Applicant(NAME) {
Teammate_IGN = NAME;
}
};
int main() {
Teammate_Applicant(IndependentBlackWoman);
if (getTeammate_IQ() > 55) { //Tests IQ compared to average chimp IQ.
cout << "Congrats! Our complex, multi-variabled analysis says that you have an IQ of ";
cout << getTeammate_IQ();
cout << ". " << "We can confirm that your IQ exceeds that of an average chimp! Welcome to the team!";
}
else {
cout << "Please end it. DO NOT REPRODUCE! Let your genes die out. Help accelerate the process ";
cout << "of Darwinism. Stupid ape...";
}
return 69;
}