+rep he obliterated my team with crisp 1 taps before sneaking up behind me and seductively moaning in my ear, "You just got csg'owned," right as he stabbed his thick long shaft into my backside. In a fit of rage I uninstalled csgo, unplugged my computer, and smashed it with my little league baseball bat. Thanks to him I was no longer able to play video games, so with my new-found free time I decided to see how many rubber ducks could fit up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. As I am writing this, I am being carted inside the hospital so that they can perform surgery on me, as I can no longer sit down without passing out from the throbbing pain of the 17 rubber duckies stuck deep inside my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.