Ó vy, jenž strávil 3651 hodin v říši střelného prachu a pixelových bitev, a přece nedosáhl umění, jež by odpovídalo takové oběti času. Jako mnich, jenž celé dny opisuje knihy, avšak nikdy nepochopí jejich smysl, tak i ty, poutníče CS:GO, potíš krev i pot, a přesto tvé dovednosti zůstávají mdlé a mdlé jak nevinné víno. Tvůj zápal se proměnil v závislost, tvůj trénink v marný rituál bez výsledku. Jestliť je to oddanost či spíše slabost, to ví jen nebe — já však pravím: odlož klávesnici a nalezni jiný smysl života, neb v té hře jsi jen věčným učedníkem, nikdy mistrem.

-rep Him and his teammate joined a comp just to sabotage. Please uninstall...

+rep

uebok

silly third worlder i left because my mic didnt work then didnt rejoin because my cheat didnt inject ur poor irl kill urself

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.