Own a musket for home defence, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smooth-bore and nails the neighbour's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

sorry im mentally ill

ok

I LOVE MEN GENITALS

Damn

I love ♥♥♥♥

I hate steam

I hate minorities. Btw i like ♥♥♥♥!

I Love the kind of man that will actually just kill me
You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn,"
"I really hope some hot dude paints my brains all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway."
And here we are.
I mean really , just absolutely destroy me.
I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage.
And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ outta me.
I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me
your little "peepee pisspiss girl."
I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up.
I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥.
Your little peepee-piss-myself-♥♥♥♥♥.
I want it to get embarrassing.
I mean like... weirdly embarrassing
Unsanitary, too.
We should be entirely different people,
by the end of the first eight hours.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?
I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.
Sir...
Please...
You have to crush me.

Strawberry Cheesecake

Ingredients:

4 Slices Bread
4 Eggs
1 Tablespoon Vanilla
1 Cup Milk
1 Tablespoon Cinnamon
4 oz. Warm Cream Cheese
2 Tablespoons Vanilla Extract
2 Tablespoons Lemon Juice
¾ Cup Heavy Cream
1 ½ Cups Strawberry, Diced, Divided
⅓ Cup Sugar
Confectioners Sugar
Maple Syrup

Preparation:

1.Whisk eggs, cinnamon, vanilla and milk together in medium-large bowl to create egg wash.

2. In medium bowl mix cream cheese, vanilla, sugar, lemon juice and heavy cream (optional).

3. Take 2 slices of bread and spread mixture on both.

4. Press sliced strawberries on both slices & press together.

5. Dunk in egg wash.

6. Melt butter in a skillet on medium-low heat and cook bread for 2-3 minutes or until crumbs are crispy and bread is more solid.

7. Stack and garnish with strawberries and confectioners sugar. Add maple syrup to preference.

stop leaking my messages on discord kitten.................

Pokimane I love you. I truly love you, You fill the void in my heart and stop the pain. I really need you in my life, you complete me. I would do everything for you, I would sacrifice everything just to be able to spend a day with you, I'll do everything please give me a chance.

haha sorry for messaging you on steam I tried to get a hold of you before but you dodged my calls and nearly ran over me at the tesco parking lot :D. I was just wondering when you were gonna return my femur bone, I know you needed it for your medical course but I'd really like it back now THANK YOU so much for reading this!

The Bible is an amazing manga. Chapters 1-5 were written by this guy named Moses but for some reason the author changed around. Abram is definitely my favorite character although for some reason they retconned his name to be Abraham, and in some regional publications his name is Ibrahim. The best ship is Abram x Sarah. Also, they totally nailed the new testament chapter, with some great character development. I never expected Judas' betrayal either.