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18.6 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥ resident evil, barely better than 7. The best things about this were Hesinbergs charcter, not even his levels. He was hilarious adn likeable. Especially the Chris joke. Speaking of which, Chris. Every scene he is in is fantastic. Even though his model lok weird, he also has a redditor neck beard. I despise the first person perspective as well as the mechanics. graphiocs are not bad. Duke was not bad eirher. Also Vampire Mommy was cool but she was barely in it. My personal opinion, a Mid/10.
Posted 7 November, 2023.
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295.0 hrs on record (31.3 hrs at review time)
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Posted 5 October, 2023.
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159.3 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Its aight knah what im sayin?
Posted 14 August, 2023.
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25.9 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
One of the most MID games ever made, graphics are great, story is pretty boring, the difficulty is jarring and the lore is kinda everywhere. MID/10
Posted 3 July, 2023.
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17.7 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
ass
Posted 27 April, 2023.
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17.2 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
Big robots go brrrrr
Posted 13 February, 2023.
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89.7 hrs on record (70.7 hrs at review time)
fun
Posted 13 January, 2023.
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96.3 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
fun
Posted 27 October, 2022.
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14.6 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Everyone, this game is so amazing. I am not even kidding, tears of joy are coming out of my eyes. The graphics are so beautiful, the music just hits the spot and In my opinion it has improved on the first game and it is so worth it. If you needed to see if it was worth the price, it is/ Go out there and have some fun ranchers!
Posted 22 September, 2022.
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15.8 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
Better than 2, since this was a successful remake they should do the same with The Godfather and ScarFace
Posted 16 August, 2022.
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