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I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:02am

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33am

We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:48am

One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:36am

Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18am

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:15am

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:11am

Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:44am

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:07am

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:59am

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 2:14pm



4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.

Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.