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7 people found this review helpful
14.3 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
我很喜欢ta,但是ta说ta喜欢固态硬盘。看着我的机械硬盘我默默地下了头,为了我的劫劫,我每天省吃俭用。购买了我自己的第一个固态硬盘。当我兴冲冲的去找ta时,我却被过高的要求给举止门外。这时我一个振刀你马直接振开这几把东西,你马就你几把天天要求这要求那。我振你的马
Posted 26 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
42.3 hrs on record (36.7 hrs at review time)
《脑子与牛子》

最上面是脑子,

中间是心脏,

下边是牛子。

脑子说:不!

但心是不受控的,

血液被泵向全身。

流过脑子,

也流过牛子。

脑子在痛斥着,

牛子在昂扬着。

万物被重力拽向地面,

但牛子挺立着,

像不屈的斗士,

不愿沾染污秽的尘土。

脑子让手握住牛子,

折磨着,套弄着,

用最卑劣的虚假去欺骗着,

那最热切的渴望。

牛子终究还是倒下了,

在至亲的谎言里,

在绝望的黑夜中,

耗尽了一切。

重力将牛子拖向地面,

子孙就在那里,

沾满了尘和土。

失败者已经无言,

胜利者却在哀嚎。

哀嚎它无法得到的胜利!

因为它知道:

当黑夜过去,

在清晨的阳光中,

又会有一个骄傲的牛子

“用最卑劣的虚假去欺骗着,

那最热切的渴望。”
Posted 3 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
76.6 hrs on record (57.0 hrs at review time)
好玩,有没有大佬可以来教教我
Posted 21 March, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
12.2 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
我操你妈逼,凭什么别人44买他妈白金版,我操他妈的,垃圾游戏你妈逼老子给你差评。狗日的
Posted 10 July, 2021.
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12 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
44.3 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
我这辈子没有玩过这么好玩的游戏,希望有生之年G胖会数3
Posted 21 November, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
这游戏,朋友送的,对于手残的我来说无异于痛哭,QWQ
Posted 6 October, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
23.6 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
12小时通关,真好玩
Posted 16 August, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,494.3 hrs on record (395.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
感谢csgo带给我的快乐,我爱每位GOGO玩家
Posted 31 March, 2020. Last edited 6 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
14.8 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
钉钉对线
全班焦点
然后我没了
QWQ
Posted 29 March, 2020.
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