Yo, in Counter-Strike, you're quite the sly fox,
Baiting teammates like it's a game of paradox.
You lull them in, then leave them for the slaughter,
Leaving them wondering why they even bother.

In math class, you're like a ship without a sail,
Numbers and formulas, you just let them set sail.
You're lost in a sea of confusion and strife,
While others breeze through like it's a walk in the life.

Life's a game you're just learning to play,
A newbie in every possible way.
But don't worry, my friend, we've all been there before,
With time and effort, you'll even the score.

So remember, in Counter-Strike and in math,
You've got room to grow on your chosen path.
Life's a journey, and you're just on the start,
With each new day, you'll find your own heart.

#gandu

Yo mama's so skilled, even in Counter-Strike,
Your gameplay's so weak, it's just not right.
She's got headshots for days, precision's her thing,
While you're stuck in spawn, like a chicken with no wing.

In math class, you stumble, you fumble, you fall,
Yo mama calculates faster than you can even drawl.
She solves equations like a wizard with a wand,
While you're still struggling, like a fish out of bond.

When it comes to getting girls, you're just lost in the maze,
Yo mama, on the other hand, could write a book on charm and grace.
She's got them lining up, just to catch her eye,
While you're on the sidelines, wondering why, oh why.

So step up your game, in Counter-Strike and in life,
Or forever be known as the one who caused strife.
Yo mama's the queen, and you're just a pawn,
It's time to level up, before you're completely gone!

#theempirestrikesback

This person was probably physically and mentally abused at school as a child hence their abnormal amount of hours put into games on steam, you can tell already by their profile picture that they have very little to no friends in real life, and spends their days forming fake connections with their internet friends who all realize just how much of a beta little B itch they are.
Nevertheless, I pity this person because the path that they are on now is one of extreme isolation and loneliness. I would also not be surprised if they suffer from the "nice person syndrome" that is to say, They are left wondering why no egirl\boy they try to swoon will send them suggestive messages and/or the nudes they so desperately desire. I wish you the best of luck in finding a partner, but also feel sorry for the partner that'll undoubtebly be even more mentally unstable than you to be stupid enough to fall for you.