Megatron: “The fact is Starscream, despite your treachery, I’ve allowed you to carry on this long because I took a certain delight in following your string of failures. But you’ve finally become tiresome, predictable. You’ve hit rock bottom”

Megatron: "Stop staring at me."

Starscream: "No. You stop staring at me!"

Megatron: "Do you think I actually want to spend the rest of eternity gazing at your unsightly visage?"

Starscream: "Trust me: your visage is no picnic either. And your face is ugly too!"

Megatron: "Oh, someone just take me offline now..."

Starscream: "What do you think I've been trying to do for the last four million stellar cycles?! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's funny, really, when you think about it. Tragic, but funny! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Megatron: "Oh, shut up."