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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 7:21am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 5:52am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 4:56am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:01am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:54am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:06am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:54am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:57pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:18am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 11:26am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 11:02am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:14am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 8:25pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 7:05am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 1:12am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:14am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 4:45am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:51pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:52am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 11:02am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:51am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 8:14am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 12:47pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 6:13am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:16am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:28am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:34am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 3:08pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:32am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 10:38am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 6:31am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 9:03pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 4:04am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:34pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:42pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:37am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:53am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:02am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 5:08am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:53am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:37pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:53am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:57am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 1:43pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:52am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:47am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:24am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:52am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:20am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:37am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:45pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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