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Personal Achievements
 

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 6:00am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:17pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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