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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:32pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:30pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:33pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:34pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:08pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:14pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:28pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:32pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:58pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:18pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:03pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:24pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:14pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:01pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:29pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:52pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:58pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:17pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:11pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:10pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:56pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:15pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:27pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:54pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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