would you rather:

1. be randomly teleported to your bathroom randomly once every 3 weeks, but you also lose all your possessions when you do so.

or

2. 3 times over 3 weeks grow a 3rd arm somewhere on your body and then have it fall off 10 hours later

Do you think sand is called sand because it's between the sea and land?

If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay?

All my life I thought air was free. Until I bought a bag of chips.