Everybody in their car wanna
Make poop
Everybody going on a date
Make poop
Everybody running late
Just make poop

When you're dodging traffic cause you gotta take a dump
No matter how good you drive you'll always hit a bump
But you will get home now sooner or later
But cross your fingers that you have toilet paper

If you gotta ♥♥♥♥ and you're stuck in traffic
Your palms will sweat and your ass will twitch
Ain't that a ♥♥♥♥♥?
If it starts to come out, just give your cheeks a pinch
Pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinch-poop-poop

Have you ever had to take a ♥♥♥♥ at a zoo?
Maybe at school?
Maybe in a pool?
Sometimes I have to take a ♥♥♥♥ in the drive through
Ooh!

Make poop
This song goes out to the truckers
Man I feel bad for all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Make poop
The people who like jumping out a plane
Make poop
The people who get stuck in the rain
Make poop
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor