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1 person found this review helpful
415.9 hrs on record (35.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 6
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☐ 10
Posted 19 February, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
77.6 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
solid strategy game, imo one of the best out there and best Total War game, I just love the timeframe
Posted 10 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
793.6 hrs on record (49.1 hrs at review time)
cowboy GTA, good story too
Posted 29 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
36.6 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
got this for free but it would've been worth the 10 bucks, game is awesome and is more than just a basic zombie fps. It has an objective, it's got a sense of comradery I don't feel in many other games. 11/10 plus if you have tf2 a cosmetic comes with it
Posted 24 April, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
30.6 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
With enough mods you can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroy new york 8394834785784937930478903728748890457847489407389078902373984743893027367548912077875674064571890468912078839407328942456708970/10
Posted 20 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10
Posted 10 April, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
174.7 hrs on record (58.8 hrs at review time)
A good game to blow some steam, a good game to vent and nobody actually gets hurt, or if you're simply a twisted psychopath this'll do the trick too
Posted 19 February, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
37.4 hrs on record (37.2 hrs at review time)
funni space bean game dunno why everyone's racist tho
Posted 23 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
72.7 hrs on record (35.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Like destruction? Good enough for this game, second best thing I've done with 20 bucks, if it wasn't for that red light district
Posted 5 November, 2021.
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