Description - The betties call me JayJay

Life quotes: "Did I ask?"

Body count: hit 100 on 9 September 2019

Life Idols:

- Eva Elfie
- Brandi Love
- Emily Willis
- Johnny Sins
- lexi Lore
- Elsa Jean

Star sign - Pisces (69 chana)

Beats for the soul - My beats or Avicii (RIP chana)

Spirit Animal - Covid cuz im a killer

- #hectic
- #jol
- #nic is king
- #pulling
- #vaabz
- #gmy is life
- #instagram king
- #chanaaa

Pro's:

- merc A45 AMG
- entreprenuer
- poes hard joller
- only wear beaters and vests
- virgin slayer
- first team Rugga (full back)
- bigger than any girls betty
- got a distinction in life orintation
- was headboy at fourways high
- fresh insta pics
- lekka laaf in Fourways
- vaab bringer
- knows all the littest jols
- knows all the bouncers at every jol
- knows drug dealers
- wingman any chana
- eating betties out
- break dancer
- incline bench press 90kgs on off days
- good figure
- doesn't skip leg day
- dop harder than most okes
- beer pong king
- trick shots make betties moan
- poes loads of dank chana
- creates own beats (#DJ)
- poesing okes in game and IRL
- can dice any oke at the club and win
- nic is laaf
- poes hot
- pick up game on point
- knows all the lekker okes
- gets any bettie even the taken ones
- vape lounge owner (mods at discount through steam)

Cons:

- poes kak liver dop too hard
- cant produce ID lost it at a jol
- packing too much heat
- only one oke and all these betties
- low tier alcohol
- womanizer
- brethalizer
- makes betties lose their virginity by looking at them
- send okes to medic tent at festivals
- dads a poes (stole his betty once)
- crash at friends houses cuz dad stole my betty
- getting lost in betties eyes
- the bois sisters
- lockdown
- SAPD
- too much money
- all languages but english and pulling
- giving a sh*t
- uses CHANA too much
- keeping a convo going after sex
- goes on benders and misses meetings
- listening to women
- jols too hard the bois leave too early
- gets any betty preferrably 10's

Good Traits: Everything

Bad Traits: None

Fave Dop: triple vodka and red square (or anything in my hand)

Pet peeves:

- okes who cant drink
- betties with hotter sisters (take them both anyways)
- gay boys (just not my vaab chana)
- fake friends

Nicknames for the girls:

- betties
- b*tches
- dolls
- birds
- binnits

Betty check list:

- period (she was a 10 chana)
- can do the suck shake 10000 combo
- white (just a preferrence chana)
- nice hair and eyes
- place to sleep
- poes hot friends
- gives good massages
- birth control (all typez g)
- all hair colours
- knows im daddy
- clean cooch
- MILF
- thicc ASF chana
- Older sister
- above 18
- short & tall
- hard joller
- perky tits
- firm ass
- tightest V in the sea
- not poes ugly (lowest was a 6 to wingman my chana)
- didn't get mad when I cheated on her with her mom

Tips and tricks for the jols:

- steal dads card and car (GTR R34)
- look poes lekka
- ask questions after not before you poes the oke
- be wise and condomise
- dont f*ck the owners daughter
- dont start a tab with afrikaans okes
- keep R2000 for a bribe
- just be a lekka oke
- get fu*ked to ooze confidence
- dont f*ck a wh*re
- poes okes for no reason
- pull other okes dolls
- wear small shirts if medium
- smoke a vape on 120KW
- do drugs
- pre-drinks at betties houses
- make friends with the afrikaans boets


CHANA!!!!!