RIP gone too soon

hey

I've seen jumba play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

Hello, I noticed your profile picture is a very beautiful (and intelligent looking!) female and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in Valorant LFG. I am popular around here, so if you require any guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour. And before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me many women often are. I am a man of standard, and i do not bow to any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming experience. Consider me ur jett? a companion. perhaps we can enjoy some valorant together, are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3 and would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course).

+rep born to say haii <3, forced to say wasg gang

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.