Dear Janny,
As of writing this letter, I'm currently stationed in Chicago, Illinois to fight against the ghost of King Von in O-Block. Janny, you are the love of my life. I can't believe I've waited until now to say this. I might not live through this. I just want you to know this before I die horribly. Your eyes are a portal to heaven and your hands are wrinkly like a hairless cat. Your broom keeps us all safe from the dirtyness of the floor. Whenever I talk to you, it's as if I'm taking part in a symphony of angels. Oh Janny, you don't have to feel the same way--but it would be really awesome and cool if we were to have really steamy and violent sex when I get back home.
Sincerely and with love, Alvin Chickmunk.

OWIE WOWIE I WISH I HAD NEVER STUCKEN A TREE BRANCH UP MY ASS!!

+rep he really does do it for free

Limp Bizkit

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this on your comments.
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-rep grandma :'-(