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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:43pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:11am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:35am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:32pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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