Open Statement On Hideo Kojima
Ohhhh no. Not again. Not Hideo "I just woke up from a dream where a fetus talked to me in Morse code and told me to cast Mads Mikkelsen as a liquified World War I ghost soldier who’s also your mom" Kojima. Not Mr. "The gameplay is walking but trust me bro it means something" Kojimbo. You mean to tell me THIS man has once again wandered out of the quantum entanglement between art and pretension, clutching a script he wrote in Esperanto on the back of a sushi menu during a lucid hallucination, and y’all are EATING IT UP like it’s gourmet steak when it’s clearly psychic Soylent slop?

my favorite person to touch late at night 10/10

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Taniks has no house, he kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no Kell. He is a murderer, and very good at what he does. I have been tracking him since Wolves broke their chains, yes? Now Taniks works for Wolfpack, but not for long. Taniks has come to plunder the Hive. Avenge the dead. Stop him from stealing the dark. Lift field distortion! Ketch just above you. Ooooh, Taniks has called you out, Guardian. You have been challenged in the ways of old. Taniks is jamming our comms. Fight well, Guardian. Fight for honor. Notorious mercenary dead. No small matter. You will be rewarded treasure from the Queen— and my respect as well.

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