In ancient works there is described a being of pure malignant, undulating evil; a being of such malevolence that its name spoken alone causes the earth of the mightiest of champions to tremor underneath their boots. Sumerian tablets describe their being as a fallen angel, bidden by rage to work against God's will for the injustices done against them. The Hittites of old picture their essence as one of pure chaos, shrouded in a veil of madness and hedonistic will. Upon the crest of South India, of the Three Glorified by Heaven, stories passed from grandfather to father to son speak of them in hushed tones and wary glances to the Heavens, as if it were eavesdropping upon their very conversation. From each of these stories there is a truth and warning: Eeso watches all, and to not heed their warning will bequeath upon thee a summoning to their court. None return the same. From his throne in the fabled Biscuits n Porn TM (Not sponsored, all rights reserved) , to the infinite legions of pure bussy, their vengeance is permanence and their will is fire. Heed thy warning, weary traveler, for upon the Trap Throne sits a ruler in their own right; a ruler who's favor is as fickle as the spring rains.