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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:30am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:31am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 7:13am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 3:39am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 6:17am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 5:58am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:28am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 1:36am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 3:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 7:16am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 7:16am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 7:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:18am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:00am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 8:29am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:17am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 3:21am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 9:34am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 12:59am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 2:29pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 1:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:47pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:07am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:09am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 8:18am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:59am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 7:51am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:31am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 8:43am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 1:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 1:31am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 1:31am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 8:16am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 7:38am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 9:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 3:21am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 2:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 7:43am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 9:15am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 3:09am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 5:32am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 1:09pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 1:15am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 2:29am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 3:52am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 10:32am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:09am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 9:48am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 4:25am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:02am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 6:20am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:02am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 7:13am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 6:49am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 4:25am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 7:01am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 4:42am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:42am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:54am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 7:43am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 7:37am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 2:31am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 7:43am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:07am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 2:02am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 6:22am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 2:15am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 7:09am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 7:21am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:59am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:22am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 5:43am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:44am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 4:40pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 6:49am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 11:41am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:20am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 8:16am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 2:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:20am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 9:03am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 6:36am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:34am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 4:21am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 9:56am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:51am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 4:29am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 12:07pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 7:55am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 8:20am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 7:33am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:15pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:48pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 7:17am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 2:17am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 6:52am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:33am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:56am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 7:16am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:44am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:16pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 7:24am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 2:31am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 7:14am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:59am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:59am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 5:42am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:34pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:06am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 8:24am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:51am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:15pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:03pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:48am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:02am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 3:36pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 1:34am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 6:03am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 6:49am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 12:37pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 4:36am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:08am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 7:36am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 9:33am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:41pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:35am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:17am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 6:33am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:54am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:25am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:46pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 5:42am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:50am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:50am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 6:38am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 5:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 8:19am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:35am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 10:11am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:05pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:22pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 5:41am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:03pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:09pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:17am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 7:53am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 10:04am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:11pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:21pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:48am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:01am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:35am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:04pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 2:17am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 6:51am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 8:21am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 9:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 6:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:30am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:50am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:34am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 8:20am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:28am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 2:17am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 10:14am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:17pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:00am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:34am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:03pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 6:51am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:56am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:06am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:57am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:23pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:29pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 6:09am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 12:42pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:05pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 6:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:07pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 6:20am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:21am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:43am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:21am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:03pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:29pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:05am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:40pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 2:01am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 5:47am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:44am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:02am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:15am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 8:42am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:06pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:38am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:27pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 12:43pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:51am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:21am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:41am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:09pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:20am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 7:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 5:41am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:15am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:14am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:58am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:59am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:36am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:15am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:01pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 1:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:05am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:46am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:15am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:56am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:39am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 5:42am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:02am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:09am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 10:04am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:02pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:35am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:21am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:39pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 5:43am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 5:43am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 10:13am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 12:12pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:07am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 10:11am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:02am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 2:41pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 3:11pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:33am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 6:20am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:22am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:32am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 11:39am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:07am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:53am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:02am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:40pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:21am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 3:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 6:58am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:15am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:29am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:07am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 9:52am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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