Recent reviews by Angry Bones

Basically The Pig in fetal stage on anabolic steroids. Lots of anabolic steroids.
(Nevermind, he's on the mend after the last patch...)

This exquisite display of ass-whooping provided by the- the private military contract agency Maverick, apparently, is a perfect example of how to take the “sh*t” out of the “bullsh*t” and make it just “bull”. While that comparison doesn’t make much sense, i think the point still stands.

So anyways, we are granted with the miraculous ability to become a white african cyborg ninja wielding a mcf*cking, c*cksucking, mothercu*king lazer katana. That makes Raiden, the japanese aircra- i mean the Metal Gear Raiden, able to cut through the fabric of reality and space-time itself with just as much ease as taking a lollipop from a baby. While i admit, that sounds very cool, that is only the tip of the iceberg of what MGR has to offer in it’s wonderful, war-consumed, corrupt and lacking a significant amount of african cyborg ninja world. Prepare to truly meet your match, slice more than two arms off a french lady, have a meme-filled conversation with a bunch of cubed pickles held together by flex tape, uno reverse a helicopter-riding Osama Bin Laden, have an old-fashioned samurai duel with a brazilian blessed with the miracle of double jumping and beat to death the second politician that Mitsubishi J2M Raiden has had the pleasure of beating to death. Delve straight into a cocaine-induced frenzy with the help of Joe Raiden’s PTSD Devil Trigger Persona: Requiem, also known as “Ripper Mode” and cook a perfectly rare steak out of the remains of what used to be a team of four while combo’ing the absolute sh*t out of your 1983 Microsoft Mouse and slightly greasy mechanical keyboard. Do it all, rinse and repeat, repeat and rinse, until you realize the
PERFECTION
of this hallucinogenic masterpiece.

Short:
Overall, 10/10, would absolutely do the helicopter chase part again.

This game is a classic. A good one ;)