Mutthi ✊🏻 mar 🫲 raha 🦶 raha 😐 dab 💋 dab 👄 dap 🫦 dab 💄 dab 👙 soch 😵‍💫 rha 😈 hai 🤒 arjun 🤤 ko 🤠 to 🤑 pata 😎 nhi 🤐 hai 😈 tumhare ☠️ ling 🍆 me 🍌 chip 🍟 laga 🦄 rkhi 👙 hai ek 😐 jaise 😳 hi mutthi 🍆 marte 😜 ho na 😈 mere 😎 phone 📱 me alarm 🚨 baj jata hai 🤐

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I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Please contact ashamedofsmalldick@impotence.com

Have a nice evening you have nothing to be ashamed of.

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop acceler ates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates.:jc3_grapple: