Oh boy, here we go. You think you can just throw out some hate speech and that's gonna make your story more believable? Newsflash, pal: it just makes you look like an even bigger idiot.

So, let me get this straight. You're a woman... who uses the word "♥♥♥♥♥♥"? That's rich. You're about as much of a woman as I am the Queen of England. And by the way, using that kind of language just shows how classy and intelligent you are. Said no one ever.

So, here's the deal. You can either own up to being a guy who's trying to get attention by making up a crazy story, or you can keep digging yourself into a hole. Either way, I'm entertained. But let's be real, pal, you're not fooling anyone.Least of all me.

+rep has a huge wang

George Russell is THE MAN

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again.

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again.