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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:23pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 10:20pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 11:28pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 4:42pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 11:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:14am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:47pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:56pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:15pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:17pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 8:31pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:32pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:57am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:02pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:06pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:08pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:21pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 2:39am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 4:41pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 8:06pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:50pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:47pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:37pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:37pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:37pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:06pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:33pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 10:30pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 4:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:01pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:01pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:23pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:09am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 12:45am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:05pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:02pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:33pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 1:06pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:07pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 10:47pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 7:06pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 1:07pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:21pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 2:40am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 8:21pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 2:39am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 11:22am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:35pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 10:28pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:33am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 8:06pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:26pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 9:57am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 8:31pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 8:31pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:59pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:49pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:07pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:58pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 4:57pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:24pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:23pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 4:46pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 1:17pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 11:48pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 8:06pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:45am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:01pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 10:47pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:37pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:33pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:34pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:57pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:04pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:05pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:21pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:33pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:28pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 4:01pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:56pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 1:54pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:11pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:33am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:33am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:36am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:31pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:31pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:36pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:58pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:58pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:59pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:59pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:44pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 10:18am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:57pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:37pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:37pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:11pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:33pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 12:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 11:14am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:42pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:55pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:33pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:33pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:33pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:07pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:48pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:00pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:04pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 11:22am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 11:36am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:33pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:52pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:33pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:46pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:23pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:58pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:58pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:59pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:59pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:37pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 8:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:00am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:21pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:43pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:36pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:32pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:45pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:17pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:39pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 10:32pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:44pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:46pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 10:21pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:34pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 5:44pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:46pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:46pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:01am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 9:34pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:26am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:37pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:20pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:32pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:04pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:05pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:48pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:01pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:00pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:01pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:18pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:40pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:00pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:36pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:59pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:37pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:17pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:33pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:52pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:36pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:58pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:58pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:58pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:04am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:11pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:57pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:09pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:55pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:07pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:04pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:29pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:28pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:56pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:44am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:54pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 8:52pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 9:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:53am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 10:33am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 3:58pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:54pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:27am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:22pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:32pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:17pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:10pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:59pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:52pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 12:55am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:36pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:37pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:58pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:58pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:58pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:04am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 10:48pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:38pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:01pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 7:57pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 10:28pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 3:10pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:26pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:56pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:39pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:01pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:24pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:17am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:04pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:04pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:40pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:54pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:55pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:01pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:20pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 12:52am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:03am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:56pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:04am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:21am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:13am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:36pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:43pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:33pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:33pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:04pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:56pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:54am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:57pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:54pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:34pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:05pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:05am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:32pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:43pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:52pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:04pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:04pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:04pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:54pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:55pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:01pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:23pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:34pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:54pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:54pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:01pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:02pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:16pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:34pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:45pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:12am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:33pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:34pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:00pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:00am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:04am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:26pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:23pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:55pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:45pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:57am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:34pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 12:55am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:52pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:18pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:17pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:17pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:02pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:27am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:17pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:36pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:36pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:54pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:54pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:02pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:16pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:34pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:45pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:12am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:33pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:54pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:57pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:01pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:01pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:40pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:40pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:05pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:08am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:34pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:49pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:16pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 12:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:51pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:14pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:14pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:45pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:45pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:49pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:49pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:05pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:26am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:46pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:41pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:23pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:47am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 2:31pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 8:18pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:50am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:59pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:03pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:29pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:43pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:09pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:47pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:29pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:37pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:45pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:28am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:34pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:35pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:52pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:49pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:49pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 3:11pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 5:11pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 11:32pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:29pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:37pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:45pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:28am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:34pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:35pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:52pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:49pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:49pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 3:11pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 5:11pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 11:28pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:57pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:56pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:02pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:02pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:33pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:34pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:56pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:56pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:35pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:32am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:29am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:15pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:49pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:56pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:48am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 6:55pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:04pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:14pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:01pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:23pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:23pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 1:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 4:48pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 6:54pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:57am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:56pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:39pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:37pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:18am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:01pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:52pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:52pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:00pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:35am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:33am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:12am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:23pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:34pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:35pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:52pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:04pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:32pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:55pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 5:11pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:05pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:28am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:00pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:03pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:50am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:44am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:39pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:05pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 12:52am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:11pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:27am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:27am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:36pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:36pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:01pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:44am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:59am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:12am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:33pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:34pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:35pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:52pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:04pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:32pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:55pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec @ 5:11pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:47pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:37pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked