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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 1:11pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 6:23am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 8:32am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 1:42am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:16am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 7:36am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 8:32am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:32am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 11:57am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 11:57am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:41am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 10:33am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 10:40am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 9:12am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 6:33am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:31am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 10:39am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 8:58am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 4:54am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 12:22pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 7:25am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:33am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 4:45am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 11:32am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 10:17am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 11:53am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 9:55am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:38am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 9:12am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 6:37am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 8:34am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 6:09am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 9:51am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 7:29am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 5:10am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 4:14am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:06pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 9:46am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:09am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:12am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 7:37am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 8:05am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 6:27am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:30am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 9:16am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:47am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:01pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 12:28am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 7:53pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:00am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 10:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:40am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 6:32am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 11:17am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 1:17pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:51am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 7:36am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:48am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:43am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:29pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:21pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:07am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:13am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:49am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:50am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:41am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 9:47am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:41pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:09pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:39pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:10am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:47am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:53pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 7:56pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:02am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:15am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:30am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:52am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:16pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 10:46am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 9:15am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:32pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:32pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:40am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 8:10pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:32pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:10am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:51am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:51am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 10:50am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 12:16am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:09am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:17am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:09am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:11pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:03am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:39pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:04am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:13am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:47am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:37pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:47am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:02pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:20pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:52am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:52am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:52am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:52am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:53am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:26am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:11am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:50am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:12am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:51am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:07am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:47am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:51am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:47am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:47am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:47am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:49am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:25am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 2:41am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:46pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 7:47am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 8:20am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:37pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:50pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:15am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:55pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 6:17am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:33pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:21pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:19am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:52pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:12am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:50am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:39pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:21pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:49pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:25am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:38am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 8:26am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:11am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:40am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 7:18am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:42am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:49pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 7:47am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 11:02am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:08am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 9:15am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:20am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:42pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:03pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:08am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 7:47am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 6:19am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:37am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:58pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:07am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 5:29am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:03am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:42am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:04am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:23pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:32pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 6:27am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 11:02am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:10pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:08pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 7:37am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 9:50am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 8:50am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 9:54am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:50am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:37pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:25am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 6:27am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:11am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:07am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:43am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 4:01pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:45am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:45am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:46am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 8:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 2:57am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 7:43am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 3:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 1:49pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:29am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 12:58pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:56am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:07am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:35am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 7:47am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:46am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 11:02am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 10:37am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 8:29am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 7:52pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2024 @ 10:58am



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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