So yesterday after I woke up I headed to the kitchen and you won't believe what happened after that. THIS. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. WOMAN. IN THE KITCHEN STARTED TALKING TO ME!! I kid you not. She had the audacity to utter words IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND! Absolutely disgusting and shameless. But that isn't even the end of it. Soon after she raised her head and LOOKED ME IN THE EYES. Can you believe this? This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ woman made eye contact with me. I was absolutely furious. I started screaming on the top of my lungs, trying to establish dominance in front of my woman. I know that as soon as something like this happens, you need to correct her behaviour immediately. So I took my baton and clubbed her 27 times.

I am still very angry because I could've spent all this wasted time with my other 2 wives.