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3.3 hrs on record
Tonight we fight with fire in my eyes
There is no break from endless war, we cannot rest tonight
The siege tower will guide us into battle
Commission armour from the blacksmith for the horse I straddle
I salute the castle high up on the hill
I pray for my family as I go in for the kill
My sharpened battleaxe, artillery prepped to attack
Trebuchet loaded and pulled back
Siege tower approaching sky goes black
Inch by inch, inch by inch
The siege tower crawls across the battlefield
Inch by inch, inch by inch
The siege tower crawls across the battlefield
Inch by inch, inch by inch
Inch by inch, inch by inch
Inch by inch, inch by inch
The siege tower crawls across the battlefield
Battlements, arrow split
Razor sharpened arrow tip
Well-equipped with gauntlets gripped
The sword they throw your throat is slit
Armour shines bright as day
Built of stone you're built of clay
Weaponry an array
Take your pick, they're built to slay
Skull is crushed, turned to dust
Throats been cut thrown into mud
Blunt force trauma you've been clubbed
Crying out for those you loved
Cannon fodder hopelessness
Breastplate punctured openness
Thousand soldiers motionless
Slaughtered them emotionless
Inch by inch, inch by inch
Inch by inch, inch by inch
Inch by inch, inch by inch
The siege tower crawls across the battlefield
Posted 3 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
12.7 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
Игра норм, спамеры ультой - сыны шлюx
Posted 13 August, 2024.
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4.5 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
ЧУВАК, ЭТА ВЕЧЕРИНКА ОТСТОЙ, Я БLЯ НЕНАВИЖУ ЭТИХ ЛЮДЕЙ
Posted 20 July, 2024.
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18 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
йо хо хо ! якорь мне в анус
Posted 20 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
155.1 hrs on record (155.0 hrs at review time)
Симулятор шапок. 100/10
Posted 20 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.2 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
Симулятор ПТСР. 10/10
Posted 20 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
20.8 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Симулятор бега! 10/10
Posted 20 July, 2024.
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41.7 hrs on record (37.1 hrs at review time)
Бежишь, бежишь, тебя давит фулл машина китайцев . 5/10
Posted 20 July, 2024.
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129.0 hrs on record (124.1 hrs at review time)
Теневой рейд с 1 попытки ( на самом деле их было чуть больше 20 ). 10/10
Posted 20 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
54.3 hrs on record (49.2 hrs at review time)
Захватил пол мира велосипедными дивизиями за Люксембург!
Posted 20 July, 2024.
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