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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 5:02am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 4:56am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 6:06am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 4:45am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 5:02am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:55am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 2:26am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:56am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:30am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:01am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:23am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2020 @ 1:08am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 4:56am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 8:58am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 12:00pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 8:27am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 6:55am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 12:19pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:38am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 5:19am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:49am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:48am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 12:15am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:41pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 6:19am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 2:55am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:35am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?