Viagra doesn’t just give you a boner. It gives you an exceptional boner. And quick too. Like rub up against the seam of your jeans? Boner. Accidentally run into the doorway? Boner. Dog jumps on your lap? Boner.

And every boner is better than any boner you’ve had before. Straight and erect and hard, glistening like a Greek statue, the veins popping, tall and proud as a Roman sentry. It’s quite a thing to experience even if you’re a young fertile male with a high sex drive it still impresses you. It makes you feel mighty. It makes you feel like you can ♥♥♥♥ anything! ♥♥♥♥ a hole in the drywall. And I don’t mean ♥♥♥♥ an existing hole. I mean make a hole with just your ♥♥♥♥.