-10000 rep, no one on the planet makes me angrier than this mf. Smells like an absolute trash can full of old work clothes and musty cheese. Hope one day he finds the audacity to shower. i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him

+999999999999 rep has a cool ringtone

-9000 rep, I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. im still mmm about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with meat ball sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a foot long meat ball sub in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine

-690000677856754 rep he came inside me then immediately started playing clash of clans on my ass

-10000 rep profile said 5' 2'' turned out to be 5' 4'' in person my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined