Professional Button Masher and Potion Hoarder. I've died more times in Dark Souls than I've had hot dinners, and my inventory management skills are about as organized as a toddler's Lego collection. If you see me in a multiplayer game, don't worry—I'm just here for the memes and the inevitable no-scope head shot attempts. Also, I firmly believe that the cake is, and always will be, a lie.