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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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📁Porn Disk (F:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁"Äitiltäpiilossa"
⠀└⠀✅Amra Djecevic Hardcore
⠀└⠀✅Jasmina Rastoder BDSM
⠀└⠀✅Senada Dzelovic Furry suit gangbang
⠀└⠀✅Aida Velic Solo masturbation squirt
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– Jotta kuulen vaaran jo kaukaa, norsu vastasi.
Sitten hiiri tapasi kirahvin ja kysyi, miksi sillä on niin pitkä kaula.
– Jotta yllän puun latvaan ja voin syödä puiden lehtiä, kirahvi vastasi.
Viimeiseksi hiiri tapasi leijonan ja kysyi, miksi sillä on niin suuret silmät. Leijona vastasi:
– Koska mä oon kakalla!
AIDS
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ACTUAL COCAINE ADDICTED FAILED
ABORTION THAT NEEDS A MANUAL ON HOW
TO BREATHE. DOING HIS UPGROWING HE'S
DONE NOTHING BUT SWALLOW BLACK
C0CKS. BEATEN BY HIS MOTHER AND USED
AS A SEX SLAVE BY HIS DAD. DISGUSTING
PEDO. LIKES WATCHING CHILDREN
MASTURBATE. BLACK MIDGET LOVING,
TRAUMACHILD. THIS GUY WENT THROUGH
CHEMOTHERAPHY AND IS STILL BALDING TO
THIS DAY. 5'2 ACTUAL GOBLIN. PATHETIC
AND FAT IRL. LIVES IN HIS SISTER'S
BASEMENT, IS UNEMPLOEYED, BUT MADE A
FORTUNE TRADING CHILDP02RN PICTURES
WITH HIS FELLOW PEDO FRIEND. THIS GUY IS
SUCH A FA2GGOT. GAYER THAN THE GAYEST
GAY JEW IN THE GAY COMMUNITY. HE IS
WORTHLESS. GOT NOBODY TO LOVE.
EVERYONE HE KNOWS SPITS ON HIM FOR
BEING JEWISH. ACTUAL DAFT CLOWN. HE
WENT THROUGH CHEMOTHERAPHY
BECAUSE OF HIS PROSTATE CANCER. THE
DOCTORS THOUGHT ABOUT JUST ENDING
HIS MISERY, SO THEY DECIDED THAT THEY
WOULD SHOCK HIM WITH 12,000V OF
ELECTRECITY, BUT IT BACKFIRED AND HE
TURNED INTO AN UGLIER VERSION OF
FRANKENSTEIN!
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