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move = dien't
not move = die

Biggest masterpiece in gaming history. The gameplay. The music. The story. The lore. I wont spoil anything because you have to experience it yourself. 100/100 GOTY

pretty Accurate if you ask me.

This is war. All the sacrafices we had to make. All the people we had to leave behind. Dozens of soldier buried in the ground.

its been a day. A certain day. The day of my life. Like usual I opened youtube to watch anime videos, but this day was different. instead of getting recommend "*anime moan compilation 345*" I got recommended a mysterious video called "*He said I Couldn't Make a Multiplayer Survival Game... So I Made One!*" by a youtuber called "*Dani*". I watched the video even though I was never really a gamer. But the video... that video changed me. The graphics, the gameplay, everything was so... perfect. I immediately downloaded the game and there it was the titlescreen saying the holy, godly, 4 legendary, heavenly letters saying:


"**M U C K**"


It was ... it was beautiful. I started my first world and picked up my first rock. It felt.. different. Before playing "**M U C K**" I was often outside playing with other kids with things from the nature like rocks and sticks. But in "**M U C K**" it felt different. It felt better. After that I started collecting material for my base, fighting enemies. Hours went by, weeks, months, years.. I dont know how long its been but I dont care because aslong as I play "**M U C K**" im happy. My parents started checking if im okay. They walked into my room hearing loud noices thinking I was watching hentai, but I was not. I was playing "**M U C K**". Fighting a strong boss called "*Gronk*". They were suprised but still told me to stop playing and that I should go outside. But I was already outside. This is the outside. Punching trees, collecting rocks, what do you want more ? After over a year of building my base I was finally finished,explored the entire world, beat every boss. Or so I thought. The real menace was still out there. I approached the dangerous ship, I have been told about. I put many items into the ship and 5 gems, which I got from 5 "*Guardian*" bosses even stronger then "*Gronk*", "*Big Chunk*" or "*Chief*", into the boat. And there he was. The evil. The eviliest evil of them all. A allmighty, legendary dragon."*Bob*". I got my sword and fought against him. This fight alone took me multiple days, but after more than 2 weeks. It was done. "*Bob*" was slain. This was it. I was done. And shortly after my parents turned off my PC. Like they told me I was going outside, but I still had the game in my mind. I walked down the street into the city. But then I saw it. A rock was lying on the ground. Was I this stupid ? I took the rock and slammed it into someones face. I saw a tree. Punched it to death, fought against some new special enemies called "*Police*" and realized. Was I really this stupid ? Never realizing this ? The game I have been playing for the past YEAR, collecting ALL these materials, fighting THOUSANDS of enemies and bosses. It was always here.

This is "**M U C K**".

i want sledge to hit me so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard with his big hammer