1) The first rule of ***** **** is: You do not talk about ***** ****.
2) The second rule of ***** **** is: You do not talk about ***** ****.
3) Third rule of ***** ****: Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
4) Fourth rule: Only two guys to a fight.
5) Fifth rule: One fight at a time, fellas.
6) Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes.
7) Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8) And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at ***** ****, you have to fight.