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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:35pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:32pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:01pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:56pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:12am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:42pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:54am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:06pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:29pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:10pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:29pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:36am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:22pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:37pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:35pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:31pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:32pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:31pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 9:53pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:59pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 6:14pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:37am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:39pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:58pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:27pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:19am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:27am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:30pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:22am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:48pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:20pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:20pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:55pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:28pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:37pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:35pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:33pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:38pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:39am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:40am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:10pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 8:34pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 8:29pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:38pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:32pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:15pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:05pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:23pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:25pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:29pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:36pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:42pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:09pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:54am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:22pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:44pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:34pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 10:45pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:20pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:20pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:55pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:28pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:37pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:40pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:59pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:09am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:01pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:18pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:18pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:20am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 1:40pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 7:54pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:04pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:06am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:55am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:45am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:42pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:39am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:50am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:35pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:39am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:16pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:43pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:11pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:33pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:10pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:54pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 6:21pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:45pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:50pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:17pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:23pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:24pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:35pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:50pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:11pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 1:55pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:39am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:36pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:52pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:20pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:20pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:22pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:39pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:39pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:40pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:40pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:58pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:47pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:45pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:57pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:05pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:10pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:35pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:00pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:59am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 11:16am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:29pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:59pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:37pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:06pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:53pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:18pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 6:21am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:25pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:51pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:39pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:36pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:18pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:34pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:20pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:20pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:22pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:46pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:21am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:08pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:12pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:12am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:56am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:25pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:57pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:08am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:51pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:37pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:12pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:14pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:58pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:58pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:20am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:06pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:13pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:01pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 6:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 8:34pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 6:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 8:34pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:51pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:05pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:05pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:05pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:52pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 9:13pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:15pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:14pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:16pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:17pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:57am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:57am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:57am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:57am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 2:31pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:16pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:22am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:34am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:19pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:38pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:58pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:25pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:32pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:32pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:47pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:18pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:34am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:41pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:41pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:58pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:20am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:06pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:41pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:01pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:48pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 1:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:45pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:45pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:50pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:32pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:49pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:01pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 6:25pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 8:34pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:15pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:01pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:32pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 9:54pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:38pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:03pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:35pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:51pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:05pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:16pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:18pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:46pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:20pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:00pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 5:31pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 5:31pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:41pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:54pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:18pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:22pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 5:44pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:14pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:23pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:03pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:49pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:01pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:51pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:40pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:45pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:01pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:32pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 9:54pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:42pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:37am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:33pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:44pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:08pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:38pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:38pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:32pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 5:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:07pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:10pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 4:34pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:27pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:00pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:15pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 5:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:45am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:33pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:21pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:40pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:40pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 8:34pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:44pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 7:05pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:05pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:11pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:15pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:08pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:43am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:38pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:44pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 1:55pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:48pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 4:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:36pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 5:48pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 5:48pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:06pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:15pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:20pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:45pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:32pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 8:52pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:32pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 5:45pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 7:05pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:09pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:50am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:38pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:22am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 2:24pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:13pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:07pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:50pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:32pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 8:52pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:32pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:09pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:09pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:50am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:38pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 10:23pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:59pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:49pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:14pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:52pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:12pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:12pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 3:38pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:09pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:14pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:30pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:06pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 8:34pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:39pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 3:39pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:07pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:09am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:23am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:23pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:56pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:59pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:15pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 11:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:35pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:08pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 6:23pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 8:34pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 9:54pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 9:54pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 5:44pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 5:55pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 1:40pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 4:54pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 2:42pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:42pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:44pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:29pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:42pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:12pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 1:40pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:23am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:23pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 11:27am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:21pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:53pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:08pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 7:54pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:50pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:38pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 1:55pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:31pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 11:57am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 6:21pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:22pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 9:46pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:39pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 8:34pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:44pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:19pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:19pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 5:44pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:14pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:23pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:33pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:47pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:45pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 5:23pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:09pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:07pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 6:09pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:42pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:12pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 11:27am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 4:54pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 7:22pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:20pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:19am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 12:06pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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