-1 rep throws my elo on balatro white stake

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GUYS GUYS I MUST WARN YOU! THIS USER IS A FEMALE GIRLBOSS WHO KNOWS HOW TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS!!! SHE TOOK $50,000 FROM ME AND I'VE BEEN LIVING IN A DUMPSTER FOR WEEKS. Overall, 10/10 would interact with again

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

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